Undertale jokes

Sans Undertale.

Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.

Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.

A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!

What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?

BONE-Appetit!

*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.

What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!

Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.

Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)

There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.

Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

Frisk: HAHAHA

Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

You know this joke really cracks up my bones!

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:

Sans: "Sub bro."

Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"

Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."

Sans: "A skele-ton."

(Drum effect)

Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"