sans undertale
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling BONELY
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)
Whats the useless skin around the vagina. A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)
Hippity Hoppity women are property. (sans undertale)
There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
You know this jokes really crack up my bones~
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus
sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: "a skele-ton" (Drum effect) Paps: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHINgles!
