What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
