Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
The walking dead
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
