Undead

Undead Jokes

Vampire

What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?

One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

Ghost

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

Skeleton

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

Vampire

I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?

He didn't have the heart to put into it.

Zombie

What do you call a zombie?

Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.