Undead jokes
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Community talk
Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving the 23rd of this month, I joined In the middle of dec in 2022. My overall experience with this website was awesome I enjoyed every second of it with all of you guys (expect for the bad days) I had a lot of ups and downs on this website with some of y’all BUT other than that y’all were some pretty cool people… Read more