Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Undead Jokes
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.