Uncanny jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Truly are
dear may
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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more