Ugly contest jokes

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"