Uglies jokes

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.

So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.

The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.

An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."

"What is it?" she asked.

"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.

"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.

"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.

"And your final wish?" the genie asked.

"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."

Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.