Twins jokes
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.