Twins jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.