Twins jokes

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?

The Twin Towers got fucked.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.