Twins jokes
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.