Twins jokes
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.