Twins jokes
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".