There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Twins Jokes
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
