Twins jokes
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.