Twins jokes
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" šš
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. Iām just waiting for those planes.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.