I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Twins Jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
