Twins jokes
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.