Twins jokes
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.