Twins jokes

Pizza

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Gender

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Tower

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!

Tower

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

Twin Towers

Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?

A: No, what happened?

Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!

Twin Towers

Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Monk

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

Twin Towers

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.