Twins jokes
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!