Twins jokes
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. Iām just waiting for those planes.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" šš
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.