Twins jokes
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!