Twins jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Memes
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
The twins are falling down.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!