Twins jokes
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
Memes
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.