Twins jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Memes
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
The twins are falling down.