Twins jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!