Twins jokes
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
When an African has a twin, your me??
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.