Twins jokes
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.