Twins jokes
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
The twins are falling down.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!