Twins jokes

Twin Towers

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Twin

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.

Tower

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

Twin Towers

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Twin Towers

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Tower

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Class

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"