Twins jokes
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.
Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.
Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.
Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.
Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.
Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.
Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.
I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.
Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.
Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.
I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.
Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.
Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.
Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.
Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.
Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.
Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.
Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.
I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.
Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.