What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Twins Jokes
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
