Twins jokes
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!