What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
