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Donald Trump Jokes

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark

Why do they call Melenia Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?

Answer; Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat"!

Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!

DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:

"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Hey kids guess who started a micronation It’s Barney and Trump.They don’t let gays in. But they kill them

You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.