An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first
The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....? humm.. Older brother: Ooh I know! 1,2,3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!
Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
Omg wassup dude why does your hair look just like a young whoopi Goldberg from the color purple them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head you look like a damn cheetah pet che che che cheetah they available at Wal-Mart dollar tree target and kroger.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Son:mom can i borrow 50$?
Mom:What NO WAY what do you think money grows on trees?
SOn:mom what is money made of
Mom:paper
Son:where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree the leaf won the rope stoped the emo
Q: What’s a koalas face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the treee?
why did the girl study in the tree she wanted a higher education
Who is white hairy and rusty in the tree? It's rambo rabbit with a big gun that wasp.
what did the big tree say to the little one? grow a pear!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree
A leaf
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter
how do u get a depressed person out of a tree..?
you cut the rope they hung them self in...
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
