Trade Center jokes
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.