Trade Center

Trade Center Jokes

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.