Trade Center

Trade Center Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Passenger

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

World Trade Center

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

9/11

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

Similarity

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Tower

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Upgrade

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

World Trade Center

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

9/11

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Reflex

Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

They had better reflexes than the trading center.

Twin Towers

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.