Trade Center jokes
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
