Trade Center jokes
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
