When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
