Tourism jokes
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.