Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.
But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...
What did the toaster say to the toast?”i want you inside me”
You like bread toasted that means you’re roasted
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What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say toasted cheese!!hahahahaha hehehehehe hohohohohoho hihihihihi huhuhuhuhuhu
bread
Knock knock. Who's there. Bagel. Bagel who. Toast it's me your arch nemesis bagel here to make up. BYE
I was looking forward to some toast...
So i took the toaster in the bath with me
What do orphans use to make breakfast..- my ass🤣🤣
Beans and toast
personally i think putting beans on toast is better that bullets in children
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast
Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
