New Toast Jokes

What do strippers and butter have in common? Both spread for bread

What’s the difference between God and Hitler? God made thousands Of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast

Toast is like parents

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say toasted cheese!!hahahahaha hehehehehe hohohohohoho hihihihihi huhuhuhuhuhu

What did the toaster say to the toast?”i want you inside me”

How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom

personally i think putting beans on toast is better that bullets in children

You like bread toasted that means you’re roasted

i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"

911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest

One day, I'm going to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want a piece. She says, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I want a piece on my plate." She says, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.

I don't need this shit!!

Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I say, "You don't understand, I want a fork on my table." She says, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.

I don't need this shit!

So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tells me, go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch."

I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, 'Peace on you.' I say, 'Piss on you too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italia. Arrivederci!'

I don't need this shit!

Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent.