What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things
my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed
The only thing brighter then my cuter is the fire on the twin towers
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested it's factuality-
Well it's been some good years now Haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
the first ever joke : https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that was true then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “womens rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
My cousin’s friend spelled “rasist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Your so fat the only thing you could be for halloween was the coolaid man
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely? Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
What is the worse things that nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
"dose this make any cents" a man says "oh it dose make cents" me<-- thing:Lemin"aid"<--another joke