They jokes
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."