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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.