Their jokes
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Memes
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What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?