Their jokes
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Memes
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.