Their jokes

Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.

When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why is it easy to weigh fish?

Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?

Because they have their own scales.

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

They have their own scales.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.

Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What's a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "calves"!

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?

Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

"Aaah, a ghost!"

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

What do skeletons do with their organs?

They organize them!