Their jokes

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"

Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂

Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?

A: Because they're retired!

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.

How do clarinet players play a song?

They reed their music.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

Probably top.

Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?

Because they're believers.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?