Their jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

How do emos like their meat cooked?

Medium rawr.

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?

Because dad never came back with the milk.

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?