Their jokes
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Memes
No shit lmao
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.