Their jokes

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?

A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?

Why do orphans play GTA?

'Cause they're actually wanted.

What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Why do sisters hate you?

Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?

When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.

I hate stairs, they're always up to something.

Why do blondes wear tight skirts?

To keep their legs closed.

Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.

The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.

"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.

The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.

Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."