Their jokes

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

Why do orphans hate family-size candy?

Because they can't share it with their family.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Why do orphans have gross cakes?

Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.