Their jokes

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans hate family-size candy?

Because they can't share it with their family.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.

Why do sisters hate you?

Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why do orphans have gross cakes?

Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet