Their jokes

I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?

Because dad never came back with the milk.

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.