Their jokes
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Memes
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.