Their jokes
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Memes
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?