Their jokes

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?

They both empty their sacks around children.

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.

Do you know why orphans can't get married?

Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with milk.