Their jokes

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.

Do you know why orphans can't get married?

Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find their home.😁😁

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.