Their jokes
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Memes
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.