Their jokes

Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?

Because they already ate their supper.

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.

Why can’t orphans play baseball??

Because they can’t find their way to home plate.

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.