Their jokes
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!