Their jokes

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.

Do you know why orphans can't get married?

Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.