Their jokes

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find their home.😁😁