The jokes
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?
My brother didn’t beat cancer.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.