The jokes

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

What is money called on the moon?

Mooney.

What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

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The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?