The jokes
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didnāt stand a chance against the three of us.
Whatās the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
What couldnāt the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldnāt stand up for himself.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Iām probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.