The jokes
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Memes
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.