The jokes
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Russia—the real joke.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.