The jokes
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Memes
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.