The jokes

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

"Would you like to play the rape game?"

"No wtf" she replied.

"That's the spirit!"

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

At least one does something when it is triggered.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.