The jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Memes
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is the difference between a tree?
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.