The jokes
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Memes
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.