The jokes

Halloween

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

Snake

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

Yes

Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.

Cheetah

Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?

Because he's a cheetah!

Orphan

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

Air

Love is in the air...

Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!

Dead

How do you communicate to the dead?

Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!

Egg

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

Pedophile

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

Adoption

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!

Elephant

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Poop

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

Internet

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.