The jokes
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
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Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.