The jokes

Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.

What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?

"Maneater."

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?

"Dust in the Wind."

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

What's the difference between me and an orphan?

At least my dad came back.

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."