The jokes

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

The "w" in Africa is for water.

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"

Skeppy is the joke.

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.