The jokes
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.