The jokes

I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.

This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Momentum.

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.

Chuck Norris once went to hell.

After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?

They both can't hear their parents.

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!