The jokes

Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

A: One of them gets picked.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.

What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

What did the big rose say to the little rose?

"Hi, bud!"

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

Why should China be a baseball team?

Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!

Some girls are like rocks.

You skip the flat ones.

My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?

Divorced.

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.

What looks like half a cat?

The other half.