The jokes
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.