The jokes

A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.

The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"

Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"

Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?

Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

What is the other word for an orphan?

Paren't.

What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?

Chlamydia.

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

Why do orphans hate cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.