The jokes
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.