The jokes

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥

How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.

Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?

A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.

What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

The boomerang comes back.