The jokes

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?

She keeps on running from the ball.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?

The Doughker.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.

It couldn't answer.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

I put the fun in funeral.

What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?

Shoot kids in them ;)

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"

Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One of them is picked.

Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

BAJAHAHAHHAA

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.