The jokes

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

What's the best name for a prostitute?

SI-MOAN.

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!

What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!

I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.

It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.

What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?

A nickel is actually metal.

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

Orthodox christians are a lil slow, they take 13 days to get the joke. so go easy on em, alright?

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."