The World Trade Center jokes
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.